beat your depression
beat it with a fucking broom beat it into the fucking ground die die die
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Babe With The Power
Im not like regular moms I'm a cool mom.
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my aesthetic is that one scene in holes where sigourney weaver paints her nails with rattlesnake venom infused nail polish and claws jon voight in the face
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also the only good thing that’s ever come out of the superbowl is the puppybowl and the kittenbowl. like thank god some beautiful soul said, “i hate football and privileged celebrities, so i’m gonna make a show that airs during the superbowl and it’s just gonna be a bunch of puppies and kittens running around playing”
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I love when babies grab hold of your face and aggressively try to eat it like wow thank you for choosing me 😭
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When you not the baby daddy but you take care of the kids anyway
I was literally screaming “OH NOOOOO” the entire time I was watching this because it was just too cute to even be fucking real
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Your belly button is just your old mouth.
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